Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Open Warning to Sacred Cows

To all sacred cows in the English speaking world: Take cover now because the magic of the World Wide Web has given me a pen. This means you, Dr. Phil.

I figure this blog will probably be a total waste of time. But what the fugk? There is probably only one other guy in the world who is afflicted by my bizarre obsession for watching television and news (yes, including entertainment "news") while at the same time being horrified by it. And that bloke is probably in jail for killing a TV programming executive.

Anyway, what follows is probably not safe for children, people with weak hearts, or religious fundamentalists. Be forewarned.

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